fatman

Simple, a guy who is fat.

Stu: "Sup fatman?"
Jake: "Not much."
Stu: "Mate, lose some of that flab!"
Jake: "No it keeps me warm!"

by duckrat September 23, 2008

Faizan

A really cool kid with an expertise of no other.

The one and only, Faizan!

by Me. December 31, 2003

fatmanic

Someone who has had fatman dropped on them

Little girl: why does that guy look so ugly and sad.
Dad: He must be fatmanic

by Peter Pan1217 September 1, 2017

Famanooloo

Slang for when you greet each other on the streets like a road man

Yo famanooloo your tracksuit looking pengaleng

by Famyyyyyyy bruv May 1, 2020

fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

by vectorise August 10, 2020

Dirty Faizan

When a female takes a finger and sticks it in your urethra to stretch it out. Then once the males urethra is fully stretched she sticks and entire copy of Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (paperback version) inside. This results in the male cumming out of his rectum and the female lickes it up

I'm going to hit the barnes & noble so that we can do a dirty faizan later

by UhWord January 16, 2020

Fatmans Hammer

A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.

Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.

Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea

Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!

*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*

by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014