Failstorm

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail

" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "

by power_metal October 28, 2008

Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.

Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

mailstrom

A humongous debacle/scandal caused by negligence/laziness/corruption on the part of the Postal Service.

With all the mailstroms that have been talked about in the news lately, I'm almost afraid to mail a letter, for fear that there will be some stupid-a** delay or "returned to sender" screw-up with my envelope's delivery!

by QuacksO February 15, 2019

Failtroll / comTroll

Failtroll also know as comTroll are groups like 764/uttp/foodist/spawnism/scott.Order

Failtroll / ComTroll groups are real bad and serious

by Xxxfi October 27, 2025