Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

Mike Faist

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

failtacular

A fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.

Person 1 - "How the hell did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?"
Person 2 - "I dunno..."
Person 1 - "That's beyond ridiculous. You've failed on an epic scale bro"
Person 3 - "You slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! That's friggin failtacular!"

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

failtroll

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.

Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failtrocity

A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inability to complete simple tasks or communicate with society for several days.

Man, last night Dill committed a failtrocity in Halo 3. He went -50 in teamslayer. Poor bastard.

by CG Viewtiful March 22, 2009

failitude

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

failton

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

by Failton June 4, 2018