1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008
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Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
by Jagdog June 9, 2011
Get the Tail Fail mug.Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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by john0494 September 26, 2012
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Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.
Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*
Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*
by wmmw May 29, 2009
Get the Epic Fail Ale mug.Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.
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