failbox

This is the packaging of any new device that you feel compelled to keep just in case the device fails in the first couple of weeks and the store will expect it to be returned in the original box.

I have a cupboard full of failboxes I can't throw away just yet.

by Icedvovo51 July 27, 2011

Failbot

Describing someone or an event which failed greatly in terms of its objective.

Dude, don't be a failbot.

OMG FAILBOT LOLZ

by Jayzzo March 17, 2008

Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

by Comanche Man August 16, 2008

failjob

Low-skilled and low-income job. Usually without any career opportunities, dull and uninteresting. Probably will be done by robots in future.

John got a failjob, he is working at McDonald's.

by nulle April 26, 2011

failbomb

A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.

This 1 TB SSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.

by Ardvaark March 31, 2014

Failbot

A real life troll who lets his friends down because someone in the wrong corner of germany is fascinated by schadeyfrauding.

Timmy :Lol you think im your friend but im shadyfrauding. Get over it . Are you OK ?
Tommy : You are a failbot. Get cancer.

by Jo Mom Sophat December 3, 2016

Failboat

Thing you cannot spell without the L

Can't spell failboat without the L

by Nintendrew February 11, 2023