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Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
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FaceTime

A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.
by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010
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Facetime Orgy

When two couples fuck while on facetime with eachother
Shelby and Gina decided to facetime while fucking their boyfriends... WHAT A FACETIME ORGY!!
by shelby.Gina June 25, 2018
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facetime girl

a girl that you tease on face time, and she yells stop or threatens to hang up.
by claimz September 26, 2019
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bft (background facetime)

verb. bft, background facetime, bft-ing

term used to describe the activity of video calling someone but then not talking to them. typically used as an alternative for hanging out with someone when you can't do it in person. individuals in the call will carry-on with their normal tasks (e.g., studying, watching videos, laundry, etc.) and often will mute themselves as to not distract the person they're videoing (essentially: facetiming someone in the background while you both do other tasks).

video calling platforms are not limited to facetime - it can also include skype, zoom, etc.
example 1:
m: "do you want to bft (background facetime)?"
r: "sure I need to focus on work anyway"

example 2:
"I like bft-ing with friends while I do other stuff, it makes me feel like I'm not alone in the space"
by mxria.ca February 26, 2021
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Give me some facetime

A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex.

A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.
Guy: lets fuck.
Girl: okay give me some facetime!
by XxstarburstxX November 4, 2015
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FaceTime

Hey babe, I'll give you a back rub if you FaceTime with me.

Face girl really enjoys some quality FaceTime with Steve.

Wallace really gets his FaceTime jiggy on with that one girl.
by WordNinja007 October 23, 2011
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