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Fappulation

n - the act of masturbating to the highest class of material available.
Lord Macartney was impeached for Acts of Fappulation
by Phillip Carroll January 16, 2012
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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Fraculation

To Be Scrambled Beyond Repair; to be Fracked and/or the process of being fraculated.
The music of Emperor had my ears and my sanity suffering from fraculation!!
by PALE MOON May 29, 2010
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fluctulation

kristen and taylors word is fluctulation, because they like platypus's.
by taylor beezayy February 23, 2009
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oral flattulation

Sucking a fart out of a partners ass
She was so horny that she asked me to fart as she was eating my ass. What could I say....she swallowed it all. Girl gives good oral flattulation
by DaddyLar October 10, 2013
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Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation
"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"
by Samsamson January 18, 2019
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web-fatuation

Immediate, low-grade infatuation with a person whom one has only encountered on the web. The most common causes of web-fatuation are seeing a friend of a friend on a social website, such as facebook, and being instantly smitten, without knowing any real information about that person's real life identity. If you have spent more than 2 minutes perusing a friend of a friend on social media...you may be suffering from a web-fatuation.
She means nothing to me honey,it was strictly a web-fatuation! We never even "friended" each other!
by scribblerjeff December 31, 2011
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