Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

Fuktarded

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

foxtarded

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one

Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.

by zanonymous August 3, 2007

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.

The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.

by seanik March 24, 2010

fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010