Facebirth

When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.

Emily just had a Facebirth. I didn't even know she was pregnant.

by Max Simon Simmons Lovelace Ho September 6, 2013

Facebirther

N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).

(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."

by Maddie B June 10, 2012

Facebirth

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.

Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?

by chet_woolery January 4, 2009

Facebrick

Similar to a Facepalm, only a brick is in your hand. It is considered to be the equivalent of 10 facepalms in the right situation

I lost my job, my girlfriend and I just got diagnosed for leukemia. *Facebrick*

by AlexThePyro January 8, 2011

facebitch

Someone who's a bitch to you on facebook but then licks your arse in real life.

facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''

real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''

(facebitch)

by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009

Facebaiting

Posting an inflammatory status update or link on a social networking site in order to stir up trouble or antagonize your friends list.

"Bill only posted that Fox News link on Facebook to piss off his liberal friends. He was totally Facebaiting."

by inhetet June 3, 2009

felebrity

Basically, it's like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!

"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND ON ITV?!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"

by Ricardo G-Man July 7, 2005