Faceburned

The act of getting owned (burned) on facebook
Usually on a controversial status or relationship change.

<Name> says FSUcks
<Stupid Girl> Bitch shut the fuck up, their were some BS calls.
<Smart Girl>Bitch don't talk out of your high school ass, I'm to smart to play this game on facebook. Come back when you have some real knowledge.
<Other Commenters> Oh you got faceburned!

by DPDragon September 8, 2009

facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

by brett nichols October 24, 2011

Facebooked

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

by Deadpan January 14, 2009

Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)

1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."

by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009

iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.

Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009

I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

facebookdotcommed

When one feels the obsessive need to go for holidays parties and do 'meaningfull' or 'fun' things in thier lives only in order to put up pictures of these events on facebook for other people to see and feel jealous of, one is then said to have been facebookdotcommed by ones obsession to live ones life wholly on facebook only for others viewing purposes!

girl 1 :my life sucks!! everyone else seems to be having so much more fun !...... I want to put up more pictures on facebook!!

girl2 :oh boyy! u are so facebookdotcommed.

girl3 (realises shes facebookdotcommed) : I am so facebookdotcommed!!..... I dont seem to enjoy my self anymore anywhere if i dont have a camera!!! to post pics later!.......Maybe I need to get a real life.

girl2: oh boyy! u need to go on a facebookation

girl 2 then walks out and secretly goes online to check for new notifications on the pics she posted last night.(she is so facebookdotcommed!!!)

by urkaron April 16, 2010