facemail

to meet someone,usually after a relationship that started with emails or instant messaging

Ok babe,we been gettin it on for a while online now.Hows about you and me do a little facemail?say,tomorrow lunchtime?

by stevoo0011 October 9, 2006

faceball

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.

Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!

by stevie September 13, 2003

Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010

FaceBaiting

The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.

Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!

by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011

facebait

A party, event or gathering known or designed to attract celeb-watchers whose sole desire is to be snapped by the paparazzi in close proximity to their favourite D-lister in the vain hope that their face appears in the corner of a photo in the next edition of Heat magazine.

China White at closing time, Leicester Square on new-release night, the BAFTAs etc. are all examples of facebait events containing the necessary ingredients of: d-list celebs, paparazzi and excitable and hormonally imbalanced fans.

by Jim in London April 23, 2008

facebalk

To stalk someone on facebook using the pictures and info tabs on their profile. Some people will have adresses and cell phone numbers and screen names so it is really easy to stalk them. To get the definition of these people, see retard.

Dude 1: DUDE! I totally just sent this babe a friend request on facebook and she accepted it!

Dude 2: And?

Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!

Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.

Dude 1: Dude, I know!

Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.

by IxSuperTrampxI July 16, 2009

facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.

A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'

by KumquatKing October 4, 2013