Faceborgasm

(noun) The orgasm resulting from a large number of facebook notifications

On my birthday I got so many notifications that I had a Faceborgasm!

by jayfishy March 2, 2011

facebreak

To take a break from a particular productive activity (tradionally homework) to check your Facebook. Normally results in a non-productive hour.

Beth: Yes! We just completed the first 3 problems of our Chemistry homework!
Mary: Time for a facebreak!



Joe: I was in the library reading and decided to take a facebreak, next thing I knew it was midnight and I had got nothing done.
Billy: Fail.

by Chelzz February 13, 2009

faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak - taking a break from Facebook when you have just had enough or just can not quit.

1. I had to take a Facebreak because I am getting nothing done at work!
2. I am taking a Facebreak because the comments on my status updates are causing me too much stress!
3. If I do not take a Facebreak my husband is going to leave me!

by MissRead February 19, 2010

facebraggin

(feys-brag-ging) verb; to post irrelevant information about yourself that no one really cares about on Facebook to boast because your insecure and want people to know you are special.

Did you his facebraggin post?

"Just got back from Turks and Caicos Islands on vacation, I'm so exhausted!"

by beniop October 27, 2009

Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

by Dann C July 13, 2012

FaceBukake

Using FB to show your Ex all the hot chicks you are banging now that you no longer in a sexless/funless/lifeless completely sufficating relationship with her! -KJP

Dude, seriously those pix of you at CampVagas, awesome and totally FaceBukake

by hotrocksguy July 13, 2010