fabarrassing

To be with or witness someone who is fat and embarrassing at the same time.

The obese lady in the front of the line made such a scene about her card being declined that it was down right fabarrassing to watch.

by roccor December 17, 2011

Jack Faber

The man of your dreams, the favorite. Even men adore him and his beutiful looks.

Jack Faber is such a baddie

by daijdwui9awghdyui0d February 6, 2022

faber

the act of being a dumbass

"Your so faber, just stfu!"

by Seashell January 14, 2008

Facerrets

(n.) A form of turrets in which an individual can't help but share every single thought that enters their head in the form of a facebook status. Common in left wing liberals, right wing conservatives, overly fanatic sports fans, and girls who "luv their gurlz." Often spelled in all caps.

"Dude, Drew's posted 4 facebook stati in the past ten minutes. Listen to them:
'Obama is my savior'
'I miss the knicks so much it hurts'
'If I had a threesome with Jose Reyes and Obama I would have to immediately kill myself afterwards because the rest of life would suck in comparison'
'OCCUPY WALL STREET'"

"I know man, I think he has facerrets."

by AWinny November 6, 2011

fabergé

Like a Steve but to the point of making you vomit, too good to be true

Comes out with more bollocks than Fabergé

by BlindAlWankovich December 27, 2016

Faber

A boy/man who will cry, and be mad at you.

You're such a Faber.

One time a boy stepped on another boy's shoe so the boy began to cry.
One who doesn't get it way and will stay mad at you for a week.

by LordMasterB May 9, 2022

Faber

One who excels at playing video games, being lazy, being a dumbass, and quoting stuff like "Family Guy," "DBZ," and "Celebrity Jeapordy." Often preyed upon by Darrilynn(s) and befriended by Kolenosky(ies).

Faber, get a life!

by aperturevx December 17, 2008