flabbertygasted

a state of udder whore and disbelief

That bitch lesley69 bohemian tried to run me over with her tractor; it made me so flabbertygasted!

by Lil Ol' Linds February 16, 2004

falbert

The homosexual act where a man is performing oral sex on another man and the giver inserts a finger up the givee's anus. Short for "the fag albert."

Harold took a man-friend home last night and he went "the Falbert" on him.

by Gang Master G, the Italianizzle December 7, 2006

Flabbertastic

While lusting upon Flab that escalates to a whole new level that is then to be described, leads to flabbertastic.

Ben is so, just, like, fatter than average i guess.

Yeah, his life is just, flabbertastic.

by B Nappy May 10, 2007

Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011

Fabber

One that is more fabulous 💁

Kaylee and Aishalyn are fabber than you! 👯

by PizzaIsLifeeee August 16, 2014

Flabbertug

When an overweight male uses his excess skin to masturbate

John wanted to flabbertug however he couldn't find his dick

by Flabbertugging master May 4, 2018

Fabber

A feminazi. Someone who goes out of their way to get offended.

"Yo that girl is a complete fabber"

by Primor July 13, 2020