fumble

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

Mrs. Fuller

Someone who you never want to meet. She will suck out every ounce of happyness in your body.

Hey is that Mrs. Fuller

Oh s#*t it is.

Everybody run!!!!

by breakthebank July 11, 2012

Ned fulmer

A man who says that he loves his wife but has a consensual workplace relationship with an employee

I love my wife! im ned fulmer!

by Iuseallpronouns October 11, 2022

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

by Henny_Benny August 10, 2021

fueled by the grape

Activities that depart from a person's normal (sober) behavior that take place after consuming an overabundance of wine.

Party Goer: "Wow, what's Marshall doing over there by the DJ? Is he disco dancing....poorly like he's in some weird time warp from the 70's?"
Designated Driver: "Looks like he's been Fueled by the Grape again"
Party Goer: "Cool."

by Steve from the coast November 15, 2013

Pulled a fume

Lack of sleep or pulling an all nighter. This originated in the john hammond discord server.

Last night i pulled a fume and I'm exhausted.

by Nameless312 January 9, 2023

Fumblefuck

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009