Fuct Tape

Duct Tape used for sexual practices. It is called Fuct Tape, because if your tied down with it your fucked, literally.

"Billy get the Fuct Tape, I feel kinky tonight."

"Sherry didn't wanna do it last night, so I used the Fuct Tape, and did her anyway."

by RyNo24 February 14, 2009

Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.

Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?

by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009

fuct

To be in a very unfavorable position. A more specific version of the very versatile word fucked.

There are probably 10 cop cars outside, we are so fuct.

by MFolks January 9, 2008

Fuct

Originally started by Erik Brunetti, it was a clothing line based out of Southern California, using designs derived from his unique style in the skateboarding, metal, and graffiti world. Now Erik is just a washed-up addict. The Germany clothing line (if there is one) is a bullshit copy/company, who will most likely be sued if Erik ever gets off heroin.

fuct.com is the website.

by A Fan. December 23, 2004

fuctup

Contracted for "fucked up". The meaning is "not functioning properly"

woozle wozzle yoo is teh fuctup

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fuctagon

getting lost in a suburban neighborhood.

I took the wrong turn and thought i could get back on track by taking the next turn onto the street i was just on. Instead, i got fuctagoned.

Example 1:

Dude sorry im late, i was on my way to your house and got fuctagoned.

by J and P January 8, 2008

fuction

The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.

I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005