This noun is used by dads/ moms attempting to classify an animal for their children. The fuctifino is an elusive species that can shape shift to resemble any type of animal. The most prevelant shapes include bugs, fish, birds and anything elsenot easily identified.
Dad, what type of fish is that? Well son, that is a fuctifino and the bug it just ate is also a fuctifino.
by Rian's Dad September 6, 2013
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by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.
Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.
Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.
He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.
"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."
"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."
by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010
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I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.
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or in other words "fucked if i know" when u say it in a scottish accent it all comes together wee call this phrase the wee italian guy
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