Free Willy

When a smoker blows smoke rings and a guy ejaculates through the rings onto the first person's face.

Hey, Jordan, last night this pot-headed chick let me free willy her face.

Wait.. that's sick she smokes?

by Toothpaste18756 November 30, 2010

Free Willy

slang term for a paedophile

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

free willy

Every time I whip it out when I go to the bathroom.

zip and aaahh. that felt good. that was a wonderful free willy.

by smell urbum October 13, 2007

free willy

To skinny dip on a crowded beach and then run round the beach naked

Eh , lurd this free willy'in is boss i feel so free like ive just been on a nite of mozam

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

Free Willy

The name given to a man or woman who frees alot of willies. This man/woman frees willies usually for a high fee or if lucky, no fee at all. These people are usualy either drug or alcohol addicts, and they will free around 100 to 700 willies in their life times.

Kelsey:"Man shes a slut!"
Alexandra:"whose a slut?"
Kelsey:"Rebecca"
Alexandra:"oh yeah, shes such a Free Willy."

by hucu101 January 12, 2011

free willy

n. term used to describe a morbidly obese person,

usually weighing at least 500 pounds.

Tom: "Who ate all the twinkies?"
Larry: "I bet it was free willy."

by b1llgates November 14, 2009

free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.

Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.

by ironsol8 September 6, 2007