Four-way fracture

When you shit, cum, vomit and sneeze all at the same time.

Jack: Hey bro, you alright?
John: Nah bro, I Four-way fractured last night.
Jack: Jesus christ

by gfdhnsjgbfshgrsyugfhsyrudg May 31, 2022

Nikolai Fraiture

The strokes bassist
- so cool
- hot stuff
- nice nice nice

yum yum yum

by STROKES_LOVER June 14, 2004

nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.

"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture

by MegguMe July 17, 2006

fractured but whole

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.

person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.

by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015

Nikolai Fraiture

A beautiful and very polite young man who wnjoys playing the bass-guitar in the New York city band The Strokes. Nikolai does not enjoy talking.

Nikolai quietly peered at Julian from behind the shower curtain.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Nikolai Fraiture

Nikolai Fraiture plays bass in the great band the Strokes. Most (female) Strokes fans squeal over Fabrizio or Julian, but some, more intellectual fans, are attracted to Nikolai. He has THE greatest smile ever (watch the Someday video), and is the least wild 'n' crazy of the band, but THAT'S WHY HE'S THE COOLEST!

"I have decided to keep my braces..."
"Why?"
"Dude, have you seen Nikolai Fraiture's teeth?"

by Pretty Good Lookin' Girl May 11, 2004

Nikolai Fraiture

Talented bassist from The Strokes. Dresses alot nicer than any of the other band members with things such as 50's pants and shoes. Plays a Fender Jazz Bass and a Rickenbacker. Is often hard to notice during performances because of his calm nature. He is always calmly standing in one spot playing his bass even during the most energetic songs.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: Who is that mysterious, quiet man with the Bass?

Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?

Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture

by McPierre July 6, 2006