Four Loko 

A drink that makes you wind up in a random hallway with levi.

damn, that was her 2nd four loko.

Four Loko by not ansley. :P December 14, 2010

Four Loko 

An alcoholic beverage that when consumed usually turns your night into a night where you fuck the fat girl and get herpes. You may also experience a bar fight either before or after you fuck the fat girl.

I had to stop drinking four loko cause I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass

Four Loko by quinton's arc October 22, 2010

four loko 

four loko = awesome in a can.

The secret ingredient of four loko is robot sweat.

four loko by terrytheloon November 20, 2010

Four Loko 

1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day

2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.

I have had one Four Loko before typing this definition and am going for my second one now.

Four Loko by KingRebel_MattyIce August 26, 2021

Four Loko 

an alcoholic beverage that the only high-schoolers drink.

John: Ahh dude, you missed it i was buzzed with four lokos last night.

Peter: Dude, fuck four loko. Four loko are for high schoolers.

Four Loko by koi1212121 July 6, 2010

four loko 

an energy drink with alcohol. and you wont get messd up ofF of one.

"Common Tanya lets go drink some of them bad ass drinks."

"Oh What do u mean?, them four lokos?

"Yah them, cuz were locas for lokos :)!!"

"Ya foo WE GONNA BE DRINKING TONIGHT"

four loko by angelica n tanya November 2, 2009

Four Loko 

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

Four Loko by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018