1 definition by KingRebel_MattyIce

1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day

2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
I have had one Four Loko before typing this definition and am going for my second one now.
by KingRebel_MattyIce August 27, 2021
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