FORD

Very, Very Incredibly Pathetically Piece of Possum Feces. i.e BAD

As bad as a Ford,
Man, I bet he drives a Ford
Go and buy a Ford then dipshit

by Kevin Traindick April 27, 2004

FORD

Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit

Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."

by Pimpmacher March 6, 2013

FORD

First On Race Day

Nascar Winston Cup.... Ford had 7 cars in the top 10 in the 2002 points championship

by Drew Wieser May 12, 2003

FORD

Fucked
Over
Royally,
Dude

"You bought that FORD? Fucked Over Royally, Dude!"

by Brother Grimace August 23, 2007

FORD

Fix
It
Again
Tony
Thats a FIAT... fix ..it..again...DAMN

by Rusty Shackleferd May 12, 2003

FORD

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

by Christina August 31, 2004

FORD

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Fucked On Road Daily

Mike is always late due to car trouble. I think his car might be a ford.

by sureshpatila April 21, 2009