fonefite

When two smartphone users argue over which brand of smartphone is best (e.g., Android, IPhone, Windows, etc.)

"The two were having a fonefite over Samsung and Apple."

by some guy on u.d. April 20, 2015

Foff

The look you give someone when you want them to fuck off.

Are you giving me the look of foff?

by Mattti January 3, 2017

FOFF

Fuck Off Fuck Face

You're an idiot, you keep repeating yourself, and it's annoying, so FOFF.

by Katmai October 31, 2018

Foff

Foff: Contraction of Fuck and Off. I.E. go foff yourself!
(A) Replacement for Fuck: you're foffed up, I foffed her, my boss was super foffed about me being late...
(B) anyone described as or with the word "foff" in any variation would typically not be held in high regard by anyone in the immediate conversational community.

Dude, I'm foffed.
Foff yourself.
I foff'd her/him and will ner call back

by Mmd1486 March 11, 2020

Fongfangus

Fongfangus is directed from the ancient language, "among us". Fongfangus usually refers to a sussy person with a small penis.

Person : Your acting very Fongfangus.

by StormShadowSeto April 14, 2022

Foffer

An individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
("Foffing" while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)

I used to know a guy named August. Now he's nothing but a shameful foffer. All he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it's so gross.

by Wannabe Grandpa August 4, 2007

Fofficial

a. When something is not really official but is close enough to being official.

b. When someone is delusional enough to believe that something is official

Girl 1: OMG you guys are dating?? Like officially?!
Girl 2: Well...not exactly. We're kind of...fofficial

by lizbrez January 22, 2009