fmutb

fuck me up the bum.
don't use this word unless you are allowed to use it, otherwise, a small group of people will come to your house and beat you.

Juliett says: i love you.
Sarah says: no.
Juliett says: wow sarah, fmutb.
Sarah says: bend over.

by fmutbwhore December 28, 2010

fitbitting

Walking/running with the primary or sometimes sole intention of achieving your goals on fitbut

honey, I can't put out the trash right now as i need to go fitbitting outside

by manV01 April 17, 2016

FMITAACMD

Fuck Me In The Ass And Call Me Daddy

“Ouch that wet willy tickled my brain, FMITAACMD”

by marliccmycoochie July 25, 2020

fmitm

Fuck me in the middle

Prickly I want you to fmitm

by vomit_prickly_harami December 17, 2020

Fmitting

When things don't go your way, it is fmitting.

*internet goes out*
My internet is fmitting hard!

by THE COOL BUNNY April 22, 2021

fmiyb

Can you fmiyb tonight

Bro no I won't fuck you in my basement

Lol I asked you if you could fmiyb tonight and you said no fuck you than.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

Ruin the fitbit economy

Beating your meat

Guy 1: "Well its been a pleasure gentlemen but I have to go ruin the fitbit economy"
Guy 2: "Good luck and godspeed brother"

by Heli110 December 24, 2020