Fmita

Fmita means Fuck me in the ass. It is used in moments when something bad occurs.

Katie, that’s such an fmita moment!

by Katie6969kess April 28, 2020

FMITA

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

MOM HEARD THE WORK FMITA COMING FROM HER DAUGHTER'S ROOM.

by WHKJSR October 15, 2011

fmitawash

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

Femitarian

A feminist vegetarian. These creatures often take up other causes as well and can be a real nuisance to society.

Dude, you're new girlfriend won't let you eat meat of make woman jokes...what a femitarian.

by J. Kizzel Fizzel May 11, 2009

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

Fmitarn

Fuck me in the ass right now.

Haylee:hey daddy fmitarn
Joel:damn baby okkk

by ranchnigger August 23, 2019

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012