Fmerk

A facial emotion or out loud expression for a response to something that was fucking weird.

He said he had a shmeckle and she replied with a, "FMERK!"

He had a fmerk on his face when his girlfriend dumped him because he was not gay.

by Nikki M. C. September 25, 2007

Getting FMed

"Getting FMed" is a phrase used to express the point in your life where you "accept your fate" and believe that the things that went horribly wrong, were just supposed to happen.

FM is the abbreviation for the game "Football Manager" and the phrase is very commonly used among its players as FM's game engine is renowned for generating unbelievable match results, like - a top tier top division football club losing 3-0 to a low league semi-professional club.

Guy1: Yo, did you watch yesterday's match yo?👀 LAFC lost 2-0 to Cincinnati having 24 more shots on target!!
Guy2: That was MAD bro! LAFC was getting FMed so hard. But GG to Cincinnati💁🏽 ♂️💁🏽 ♀️

by MrAlmighty September 29, 2021

F*** me hair

That toussled up, high hair that screams "I'm looking to get laid tonight".

Hey Brian, check out the chick with the f*** me hair. Bro, be my wingman with her fat ass friend, I'm all over that hottie.

by Yo smitty May 13, 2008

f me pumps

F me pumps are shoes or (mainly) heels that one wears in hopes of getting f***** in.

Oh my god ! Did you see Amy ? She’s wearing her f me pumps !!!

by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

Fmeat

Fake meat.

Guy:I can't believe I ate FMEAT at McDonald.

by kEVINHAERT December 2, 2017

Fmeme

To Fmeme is to have sex with an opposite gender while blasting either cringe or other types of meme(s) and intentionally moan as loud as you can, usually to annoy your neighbors or people walking by.

Person1 > Dude, my neighbors must've had a Fmeme last night, and now I can't get Vinesauce outta my head for some reason...

Person2 > That was me. And I drew a dick on the back of your house. You're welcome.

by FuckinGhettorats May 21, 2018

fmeyckdn

Fuck my ex you can keep dat nigga

A: Hey, I just wanna ask if it's ok if I date your ex.
B: Fmeyckdn, I don't care what you do.

by TheReaperSWE May 4, 2023