by Josh Coey February 3, 2007
Get the West Florida Man Chowdermug. A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
Get the Florida Man Self Czech Outmug. an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.
Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
Get the florida manmug. Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
Get the Florida Manmug. by local floridian man January 11, 2023
Get the Florida manmug. a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick
damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)
by Darknight https://www.youtube. October 5, 2022
Get the Florida Manmug. Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
Get the Florida man Fuckfestmug.