Flart 

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

Flart by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015

flart 

Particularly foul flatulence that accompanies a bout of intestinal flu. Generally a contraction of "flu farts".

While Elmer was no longer contagious, everyone left the party early on account of his saprogenic flarting.

flart by Dimmy Scroggins January 1, 2012

flart 

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

flart by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flart 

To have a fart that smells very bad or very good.

I flarted at school today!

Flart by Da Fishtuber January 17, 2017

Flart 

A flirty woman who tends to have gas

Janet is such a flart! She was "being friendly" with Carlos and let one rip.

Flart by The_Woman May 3, 2017

Flart 

When you fart and blood comes out

Mmmmm I flarted

Flart by Tabletenis91210 April 22, 2019

flart 

when you fall and fart at the same time

“did you see jessica flarted”

flart by ambiebesson August 9, 2019