flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

Flarted

When you laugh & fart at the same time - FLARTED

Karen told Rach a joke, they both laughed so hard they farted! Flarted

by Flarty pants May 18, 2018

Flart

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

flart

A flying fart. One that lingers in the air for a while.

Oh man, i just flarted.

by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015