Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015

flart

Particularly foul flatulence that accompanies a bout of intestinal flu. Generally a contraction of "flu farts".

While Elmer was no longer contagious, everyone left the party early on account of his saprogenic flarting.

by Dimmy Scroggins January 1, 2012

flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flart

To have a fart that smells very bad or very good.

I flarted at school today!

by Da Fishtuber January 17, 2017

Flart

A flirty woman who tends to have gas

Janet is such a flart! She was "being friendly" with Carlos and let one rip.

by The_Woman May 3, 2017

Flart

When you fart and blood comes out

Mmmmm I flarted

by Tabletenis91210 April 22, 2019

flart

when you fall and fart at the same time

“did you see jessica flarted”

by ambiebesson August 9, 2019