Flacker

Gluten free multigrain cracker. From the Greco romain word flackus which means to vomit after a small meal.

"Those flackers aren't actually edible", exclaimed Jon as he spits out his bourbon.

by Papabear November 12, 2016

Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story

1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017

flaccid ejaculation

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

Flacko

Damn where do i begin tho. He a rebel. A baddy baddy. He hides his feelings. But if you lucky enough to get him hell open up to you in a heart beat. He's loyal and respectful to his people. Hes protective of his girl and always wanna make sure shes safe and happy. He gives the best kisses and is a bomb ass booty grabber. Needless to say... dont let him slip away <3

Im happy i have someone like Flacko in my life

by its-yo-gurl January 17, 2017

Flaccidgasm

The complete and utter opposite of an orgasm, in which one's erect penis becomes completely flaccid and limp. Often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.

Guy 1-"Dude did you see Julie last night at the club?"
Guy 2-"That fat bitch? You're into her? FLACCIDGASM!"

by TheSophistrator April 14, 2010

Flaccidiot

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023

flaccid

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

by The Young Definer September 13, 2005