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FIFA Nitty

A FIFA Nitty is a person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the video game Fifa.

As soon as they get home they forget about the outside world and go into their room dark room which smells like ass.

you can identify them by the way they act when someone mentions Fifa, they get extremely excited and tell others proudly that they play Fifa for hours on end without stopping. Sometimes they can go on for days without stopping and they are always behind on their work. This makes them frustrated at others and they can't control their emotions.
Fifa Nitty's become more deluded as time goes by, their speech becomes broken and they sound like a motorbike trying to start on a cold Monday morning.
Kevin: "Who plays FIFA 20"
Zain: "I do, i play all the time yesterday i played 6 hours straight"
Kevin: "These are the signs that you are becoming a FIFA Nitty, bro you need to get help ASAP"
by FIFA Nitty Slayer 21 December 2, 2019
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FIFA bullshit

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
by fudgemybum December 10, 2010
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FIFA 17

AIDS and DABS those 2 words sum it up
Hey john you get fifa 17?

Yeah bro I dabbed with Buffon!
by WAZZUPBRUH October 19, 2016
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FIFA Hangover

Also known as a Fifover - is when you and your boys stay up way too late playing FIFA, and when you wake up the next day you are extremely tired and all you can think about is Futbol, and beating your friends in FIFA next week.
Rando: "Bryan, I have a FIFA hangover man."
Bryan: "Yeah we were up late man, my Fifover is gnarly."
Randy: "I'm gonna make your Real Madrid bend over next week."
Bryan: "Shuuut uup! I'll wreck you!"
by ghettorando901 September 1, 2014
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fifa points

I was gonna buy some Fifa points until I realized they cost more than my soul
by Mattiscool27 January 2, 2016
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Fifa

A corrupt organization that is almost impressively skilled at acquiring as much money as possible.
Fifa is a nonprofit organization that profited 2 billion dollars from the 2014 World Cup
by SoloMan June 5, 2015
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fika

A Swedish word, pronounced feekah. It is when you eat e.g. a sweet cake, cookie or even regular sandwich, normally with some kind of beverage. Preferably coffee or tea, but any form of soda is commonly accepted!

This phenomenon is mostly popular amongst teenagers, but there's no doubt whatsoever that older OR younger people than teenagers can "fika". And there is nothing that hinders you from "fikaing" at home, with your home-made cookies or coffee! It's just that it's more common that younger people use the word "Fika", when they practice this in local coffee-shops and such. It's a way of getting together with friends, workmates, a date, etc, chatting in a relaxed kind of way

Another definition is simply just having coffee or tea, but this does not complete the picture of what "fika" can be.

The word is, as you may have figured out, a noun and adjective at the same time. Let me just show you how we use the word in the swedish language (but i use the english words to show what context it is in).

The following are the Swedish inflections partially integrated with english grammar, which I advice english speaking people to use in the English language!

Inflections entirely used with english grammar only distorts the word, and what actually sounds like.

It is not hard to learn these inflections, even if they are indifferent to real english grammar. Just fika regularly, you will learn pretty fast!
Would you like to take a Fika? f i* k a*
I "fikade" last friday! f i* k a* d e*
Have you ever "Fikat"? f i* k a* t
I am "fikaing"! f i* k a* i* n g

pronouncement:
i* - (sp>ee<d)
a* - (>a<nother)
e* - (h>e<nce)
by HannesFury October 14, 2006
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