FIB

Fucking Illinois Bastard

This term is derived from Wisconsin natives bitter sweet relationship from each others state I am personally a FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARD SO DONT FUCK WITH ME but anyways there boring the best thing that comes there is cheese like what the fuck? Cheeeeeese? That makes people involuntarily projectile shit and of course they have the Green Bay packers Green Bay is a miserable shipping town and then on the other hand we have us FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARDS we have the amazing and architecturally brilliant city the amazing pizza etc. and the gritty, non cheesy Chicago Bears plus we have the cubs Sox and Chicago Bulls the Bulls was the birthplace of MJ’s basketball career and Milwaukee is salty that they got there asses kicked multiple times but Michael unlike them when they got beaten bad once so this is a quick summary of the rivalry and how the term Fucking.Illinois.Bastard came to be

I saw a FIB talking shit about the packers in the sandbar tavern so I let one loose and left that feller lyin on the ground

by (Not from Chicago) June 8, 2019

FIB

Famed Imagined Boyfriend. This is a Famous Imaginary Boyfriend, who has actualized, taken form and is present.

My husband is also my FIB

by Paris Morgan January 18, 2010

fibbed

To have lied.

Normally in a white way.

To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater.

by The Amazing AO May 16, 2009

Fibbing

To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.

Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework.

by ZombieLord December 28, 2009

fibs

Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.

Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!

by SaltyShotgun September 28, 2007

fib

A fib is a lie. Fibs are usually small lies that one tells to impress their friends and co-workers. Fibs usually involve elaborate stories about how the fibber hooked up with some hot girl, beat up some guy, or were someplace that they really were not. Fibbers are usually repeat offenders, and tell fibs often to anyone who will listen. It is best to avoid fibbers and their fib stories. They can chew your ear off for hours, telling fib, after fib, after fib.

Those Romano's are such fibbers!" "Stop Fibbing!" "What a fib artist!"

by Fib_Artist July 17, 2011

fib

to tell a lie; to be false

You told a fib to mommy!

by Jennifer September 26, 2004