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by coffeebutcold December 4, 2020

alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Fatphobia

A phrase created by attention seeking lazy people who think they deserve the same attention as marginalized and oppressed communities (such as racial minorities and the LGBTQ+), based solely off the fact they think being unhealthy should be normalized.

Aiden: "damn I'm getting chubby, gotta get back in shape"
Crystal: "oh my gawd what do you mean in shape, all shape is good shape, you are spreading fatphobia by implying fat people are not healthy"
Aiden: "shut up dude you are literally 300lbs"

by fatbrownguy May 10, 2022

Fatphobia

A stupid non existend phobia created by fat people to cancel people who avoid being fat or think healthy bodies are more attractive than unhealthy bodies. Also created as an excuse for fat people to stay fat and talk bs about how they get "opressed" for being fat. You cannot compare " Fatphobia " to racism/homophobia/Islamphobia/sexism and such stuff.

Bodyshaming people is wrong, however a word such as "fatphobia" does not exist.

Example 1:
Gigachad: "I lost weight and I look so much better now!"

Karen:"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT FAT PEOPLE DON'T LOOK GOOD?! THATS SO FATPHOBIC!! I WILL GET YOU CANCELLED ON TIKTOK!"

Gigachad: kys

Example 2:
*At ikea*
Ikea Worker: "Excuse me Ma'am, this chair is not designed for your body to fit in. Please get off"

Karen: "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIT IN A CHAIR WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR BODY?! THIS COMPANY IS SO FATPHOBIC! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR NOT CARING ABOUT PLUS SIZED PEOPLE! ITS NOT LIKE ITS OUR FAULT IF WE CANT FIT IN IT!"

Ikea worker: "This chair is designed for the average body type."

example 3:
*Youtube post*
Video: "how to lose 20kg in only 3 months with only a healthy diet!"
Karen: WHAT?! WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT! I HATE SKINNY BITCHES! THEY ARE SO PICK ME'S FOR WANTING TO LOSE WEIGHT! ALL BODIES ARE HEALTHY! FATPHOBIA !"

by basedperson July 14, 2022

Fitphobic

1. The fear of being healthy, or the fear of not being able to get healthy.

2. A word that was created to fat shame people even more after the word Fatphobic started getting used by them.

Guy 1: (obviously overweight) "Going to the gym is to lose weight is Fatphobic"
Guy 2: "You've either got brain damage or you're just Fitphobic"

by ToughWacky March 3, 2022

fiat fucking

Fucking in a confined environment or fucking with limited range of movement while thrusting.

Kyle is fiat fucking at the adult bookstore because he still lives at his mommas house.

by Davin Zayn August 11, 2019

mutual fistpump

when you fist pump in one motion. Not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an L shape and moving it side to side. This can also be described as a "soft fistpump"

guy 1- "Dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night."guy 2- "Dude thats legit."

by vapanther October 6, 2010