fial

The epitome of fail. Fail is used on the internet as an expression of disapproval, so failing to type fail correctly will often lead to subsequent ridicule and derision.

jim:You lost to an 8 year old on Halo? FIAL!
jim:uh-oh...
everyone else in the chat room: HA HA HA XD etc etc

by Lucothefish March 19, 2008

Jerry Falwell

Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority". Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality. Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all. He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease. Into a world that it never asked to be brought into. Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them. He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex. Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God. Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives. Quite the winner.

In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.

Random religious sheep: "Did you hear the news? Jerry Falwell is dead!"

Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"

by qAaRoN June 10, 2007

failwhale

A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.

If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 16, 2010

Falwell Jr’d

The act of watching something satisfying but getting screwed in the end

You thought you were having an innocent threesome/encounter, but instead you got Falwell Jr’d

by Jendave August 27, 2020

falwell

To watch your spouse or significant other get banged while you watch

Jerry Falwell Jr. liked to watch his wife get banged while he watched...he liked to falwell.

by Satyr Bear August 29, 2020

Failwin

A failwin means that you're not sure if it is a fail, a win or a fail so epic that it's a win or a win so epic that it's a fail.

"I just took a quiz that said I was 100% evil!"
"Win! No...Fail! no...FAILWIN!"

by Musique_Nerdfigher August 15, 2009

Falwell

the disease infecting small towns across america turning them into what is known as a "bible belt" with televised baptist services and also thanks to big Jerry god rest his soul said citys cant get Abercrombie or Hooters.

Lynchburd, Virginia is the Perfect example of Jerry Falwell's great and expanding kingdom.

by Cupcake Lindsay April 12, 2008