fartrinkle

When you fart and pee comes with it. Usually causes uncomfortable situations when done in public.

"O shit man I'm gonna fartrinkle all over me girlfriend."

by Sux4u123 July 14, 2009

Fardinkle

To be fooled; tricked; bamboozled; swindled.

Rats! That Dylan kid has fardinkled me again!

by CommanderRiker_ November 8, 2014

Farinkle

This is what happens when you laugh so much that you fart and tinkle at the same time.

I laughed so hard I farinkled in my pants!

by Meenu123 August 23, 2016

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011

farticles

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released

farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into

by mopallica June 10, 2010

farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart

person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles

by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009