war fapping

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.

Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.

by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022

fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

fappieren

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

by german_slang December 13, 2015

fappist

A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.

"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."

by Eg' March 17, 2009

fapparatus

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

by IndigoRed September 3, 2007