Fatphobia

A stupid non existend phobia created by fat people to cancel people who avoid being fat or think healthy bodies are more attractive than unhealthy bodies. Also created as an excuse for fat people to stay fat and talk bs about how they get "opressed" for being fat. You cannot compare " Fatphobia " to racism/homophobia/Islamphobia/sexism and such stuff.

Bodyshaming people is wrong, however a word such as "fatphobia" does not exist.

Example 1:
Gigachad: "I lost weight and I look so much better now!"

Karen:"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT FAT PEOPLE DON'T LOOK GOOD?! THATS SO FATPHOBIC!! I WILL GET YOU CANCELLED ON TIKTOK!"

Gigachad: kys

Example 2:
*At ikea*
Ikea Worker: "Excuse me Ma'am, this chair is not designed for your body to fit in. Please get off"

Karen: "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIT IN A CHAIR WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR BODY?! THIS COMPANY IS SO FATPHOBIC! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR NOT CARING ABOUT PLUS SIZED PEOPLE! ITS NOT LIKE ITS OUR FAULT IF WE CANT FIT IN IT!"

Ikea worker: "This chair is designed for the average body type."

example 3:
*Youtube post*
Video: "how to lose 20kg in only 3 months with only a healthy diet!"
Karen: WHAT?! WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT! I HATE SKINNY BITCHES! THEY ARE SO PICK ME'S FOR WANTING TO LOSE WEIGHT! ALL BODIES ARE HEALTHY! FATPHOBIA !"

by basedperson July 14, 2022

Fartpology

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.

I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.

by Ppboystew November 21, 2022

biological footprint

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

Fatphobic

Adjective. People who are literally just obese and try to justify said obesity by making up a word for them to be special.

1: hey Stacy, I think you lost a few pounds...thats great!
2: um actually that is REALLY fatphobic Dylan
1: oh, ok Stacy...I think you should gain a few pounds and then be fucking worthless, cheers :)

by TotalyAdSafe July 11, 2022

fatphobia

fatphobia is a stupid idea created by overweight people who are insecure about their weight and have decided they don't want to do anything about it. However to ensure their feeling don't get hurt they try and create a bs phobia so that if anybody comments about their body or other peoples weight they can cancel them on twitter.

Written by a 308lbs / 140kg Person.

sane person who understands fatphobia : That person is a total cunt for calling that person fatphobic.

What happened to sticks and stones?

by EnglishGit April 1, 2022

John Footpenis

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !

by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

fatphobic

a word made up by lazy fatasses as an excuse to not exercise and continue to be lazy fatasses

how dare you tell me to exercise, you fatphobic piece of shit!

by Some black guy who likeshentai January 1, 2022