When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.
That cunts faffin up a storm!
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Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.
These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.
These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.
Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"
A faffalanche has been caused.
Example 2:
Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"
A faffalanche has been prevented.
Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"
A faffalanche has been caused.
Example 2:
Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"
A faffalanche has been prevented.
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Foffle was a stuffed christmas tree that lived in Kelowna in British Columbia in Canada.
He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.
Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).
This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.
So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.
Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).
This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.
So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
Bob was in a relationship with Alice, but only for her money.
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
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Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
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We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.
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A spin off the world faf, which means fuck ass fail. Used to describe people who are terrible at doing something, or people who are just plain stupid. Like, you shun them, stupid. FAF can also mean fat as fuck, or fat ass fool.
Sounds like the word buffalo.
When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."
Sounds like the word buffalo.
When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."
"OMG that girl Yagzel thinks she's got the stuff since she's a lesbian anorexic. She's such a faffalo!"
"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"
"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"
"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"
"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"
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