ass-face to the wind

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

by joshula December 9, 2008

I eat ass face

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open

I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch

by PK nigger! June 20, 2018

face down ass up

A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo

Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

by Christina August 30, 2004

I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Ass face

when a group of people hold one person down and someone shoves their ass in the subdued persons face.

jeremy is being a bitch lets give him an ass face.

by ZacMan September 9, 2003

Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011