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Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.]

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.
Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!
by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022
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I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends
I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf
by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021
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A.F.W.T.I.

A.F.W.T.I.- Acronym for ass fucked with a tire iron.

Often used to describe something incredibly bad happening.
I stated this a few years ago, and I just love it when I see it from people I don't know in chat rooms, or on AIM.
Like in beer pong when you are on rebuttal shot and you hit five of the last six cups and still lose. You just got A.F.W.T.I.
by Big K Dogg January 26, 2008
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A.W.F.

Abbreviation: All Wheel Fucked- The feeling you get when you realize that All Wheel DRIVE does not mean All Wheel STOP as you slide out of control.
That guy in the audi was A.W.F. when the light turned red and he ended up in plowing into the car infront of him-

Did you see that guy in the big ass jeep as he smashed into the guard rail- Guess he didn't realize AWD does not mean AWS-
by Chubby Tugnut January 6, 2012
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w.a.f.u.

this is an exclusive brand of clothing that wiggers (white guys who wanna be black) wear while chillin in their own respective hoods.

W.A.F.U- stands for get you WHITE. ASS. FUCKED. UP.

like fubu, FOR. US. BY. US. this is a type of clothing that is often worn 5 sizes too big and makes skinny little bastards look stupid.

Pronounced- way-foo
"that kid is sporting that new W.A.F.U."

"yeah what an asshole"
by James Mavrak June 28, 2006
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W.A.F.L.

Did you know that W.A.F.L, is the governing body of Australian Football in the state of West Australia?

"Billy is that guy who plays football in the W.A.F.L.". "Wow, what a f*cking loser'? "No West Australian Football League".
by PTSD July 5, 2006
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w.a.f.o.s

(n)def. White artist from outta state.

What native, African-American Brooklynites call the suburban
post-hippie/alt/click/emo/rocker/indie-hop/stencil artists that fervently head for the Brooklyn,NY area from various mid-western cities, as to be immersed in the, NYC "hipster set."

syn.)(n) poseur.
Yo, we were at this loft party in D.U.M.B.O, and it was mad W.A.F.O.S up in that spot, real...
by Icey St. Ides June 11, 2006
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