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w.a.f.u. 

this is an exclusive brand of clothing that wiggers (white guys who wanna be black) wear while chillin in their own respective hoods.

W.A.F.U- stands for get you WHITE. ASS. FUCKED. UP.

like fubu, FOR. US. BY. US. this is a type of clothing that is often worn 5 sizes too big and makes skinny little bastards look stupid.

Pronounced- way-foo
"that kid is sporting that new W.A.F.U."

"yeah what an asshole"
w.a.f.u. by James Mavrak June 28, 2006
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A.W.F.U.L. 

Americans Who Figuratively Use 'Literally'.
"Don't you find YouTube comment sections are just so full of god-A.W.F.U.L. losers?"
A.W.F.U.L. by Leery Loon June 5, 2019

A W-F-U-L 

a WFUL, or wholly fucking useless loser i.e. Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate is a W-F-U-L
A W-F-U-L by imcallingACAB December 29, 2022

A.w.f.u.l.

An a.w.f.u.l. is an affluent white female urban liberal.
Ya see that salt n pepper haired bitch yelling at the I.C.E. agent? She's an a.w.f.u.l.
A.w.f.u.l. by noseyrosy January 18, 2026

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*
( you. aint. fucking. with. me)
Let me just just tell you now u.a.f.w.m stuiped ass bitch.
U.A.F.W.M by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020

F.A.W.U. 

Fuck Around Wake Up - when a dumb mf thought he wanted the smoke and got put to sleep (knocked the fuck out) for his troubles. Similar to F.A.F.O. just harder to do when you don't remember the last 24 hours of your existence.
Young boy thought he had hands and tried the old head F.A.W.U. and your grandchildren will still be apologizing before you get to.
F.A.W.U. by Black Golem 75 February 16, 2025
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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