F.M.P

An absolute amazing series of plush characters
It’s fucking amazing and the creator Is an absolute chad

F.M.P = chad gggggggggg.

by A chaddddd May 20, 2022

F.M.W.M.A.O

it stands for: fucking milfs while making an omlet

person 1: bro what did night

person 2: F.M.W.M.A.O

by F.M.W.M.A.O. April 16, 2023

F.M.T.I.C.O.Y.D

Fuck me till I cum on your dick

“You should F.M.T.I.C.O.Y.D!”

“Ok”

by Hygigxthv September 30, 2023

F.M.E

Freaking molasses everywhere.

During The Great Molasses Flood of 1919, there were F.M.E.

by 7227462 April 23, 2021

F.M.K

F--K My Keyboard. What you say when your keyboard pisses you off hardcore.

Jim: Hey I'll call you back in one sex"

Kate: "Wts"?

Jim: "F.M.K. , *One Sec"

by YoCoolnigga May 23, 2011

F.M.L.

Fun Midget Land- A distant land full of stoned miniature people and magical unicorns that speak Spanish.

Phil- Dude have you ever been to a F.M.L.?
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.

by Bad Applessssss September 23, 2012

F.M.E

F.M.E: the fuck me eyes

a guy/girl looks at you on that special way

by george mcdade June 9, 2005