Evaculation

The act or process of going to an area when everyone is evacuating so you can loot the area.

We came out here to experience the weather. We heard about the evaculation going on but we came out here to experience the weather.

by BernardBeerman September 18, 2017

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

Post Ejaculation Cum Paste

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.

I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.

by hayooh December 4, 2010

Post-Ejaculation Revelation

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)

Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.

by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008

total evacuation

This is when you shit, puke, and piss all at the same time.

Bob had a total evacuation the other night and lost about ten pounds.

by Joshua ROcks June 29, 2006