energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Dark Energy

In physical cosmology, astronomy and celestial mechanics, dark energy is a hypothetical form of energy that permeates all of space and tends to increase the rate of expansion of the universe.

The NAACP defines this as an alternative to Black Power

The search for dark energy drives research in astrophysics.

by super_dimensional_fortress June 14, 2010

husbands energy

husbands energy is what is the energy that Castiel Novak and Dean Winchester (or Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins) give off when around each other

oh my god cas and Dean give off husbands energy

by winchesteristyping December 9, 2019

Bad bitch energy

The energy of a woman who can walk out of the house looking homeless and still have the clapback game and confidence to put you in your place at all times. The type of confidence where you consistently know that you’re THAT bitch.

Wow, Sally just ruined Tom’s entire life in one sentence; he should have known better, she has so much bad bitch energy.

by AzuIa December 2, 2018

Big Dick Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Dick tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big dick energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big dick energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that big dick energy. He is unstoppable.

by BTH TPH September 6, 2018