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covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
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Eusebio

Extremely sexy man with a huge dick. A guy most girls want.
girl 1: Im dating Eusebio!
girl 2: Luck bitch! He is so fine!
by ILuvYhu November 5, 2012
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Gamer Excuse

An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.
Examples of Gamer Excuses include:

(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!

(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007
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Excuse me, while I kiss the sky

A lyric/quote from Jimi Hendrix's popular song, Purple haze. What it means? That he was high. Not just him, universally too.
"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky."

PURPLE HAZE lyrics, from the album 'Are You Experienced?' (released in the UK on May 12, 1967)

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me
Help me
Oh I don't know

Yeah!
Purple haze was all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

Who knows?
Help me
Yeah
Come on now
Tell me
Tell me

Etc.
by lobster00 September 17, 2006
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Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.
Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.
by Woofsalot April 13, 2014
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Whip'n Excuses

When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.
"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"

"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
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excuse me

boy 1: ya gurl a bitch
boy 2: excuse me
by lakeisha August 8, 2005
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