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The Exorcist

a novel written by William Peter blatty.

Plot:

Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these

'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'

'Bastard! Scum!!!'

Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.

The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
Little kid: Mommy, my bed was shaking
Mom: FUCK YOU PANZY BITCH FACE!!!!!!! reading The Exorcist
by JimmyHopkins4 June 14, 2008
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excorgism

Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior

When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
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Exort

When the Overwatch World Cup, May Melee Champ, Stage 2 champ, playoff champion, Owl 2019 champion, all-star, role star, and 2019 MVP Runner Up "supertf" has an 8head aneurysm live on stream for showing only 10% of his power to mere mortals for their entertainment.
supertf: You think I exort all my power on ranked games
by Lyobit July 2, 2020
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The Exorcism

a daring sexual maneuver in which a male and/or female fingers a woman to the point of convulsion and indistinguishable speech aka tongues.

extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
Dude, you can only earn the rank Cpt. Sticky Fingers by performing The Exorcism.
by ninjaninjaninjaninja July 5, 2010
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Interior/Exterior Specialist

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.
Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!
by Gman86Backup January 10, 2018
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Exportant

When something is exportant, it give the significance to something else.

Important items bring the significance to themselves, as an import is brought to the country. Exportant items are like exports; they are given elsewhere.
Band class in middle school is not important at all, but it is exportant, however. It shows how significant the high school band is.
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Exterminate

Exterminate is the sound a Dalek makes before it fires its Extermination Ray. So far, only two things have negated its effect: a fully-functional forcefield powered by an extrapolater; the Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, directed through Rose.
Dalek: Exterminate!
Snake: S***.
ZAP!
Dalek: Hasta la vista. BABY! EXTERMINATE!
by Poorly Maintained Cannon September 14, 2005
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