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extemper

Someone who analyzes information in a short period of time and speaks persuasively about it.
I.e. Colin Powell gave an Extemporaneous speech at the UN when he was convincing everyone Iraq had nuclear weapons.
He was an extemper
by Jack be mimbo July 13, 2006
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california exempt

California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.
man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail.
by Furly Ghost September 6, 2005
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NNN Exemption

The all time Exemption from No Nut November.

1. In a relationship (she’s gotta be good looking or it don’t count and the homies have to agree)
2. You get a free Nut pass

And that my friends is the only Exemptions so use this at your own discretion:))))
Jonas is EXEMPT from NNN because he’s with a hella good looking girl!!!!!!!
NNN Exemption- you’re exempt from NNN
by Panchoman6457 November 1, 2021
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extemp

Extemp, or Extemporaneous Speaking is arguably an event for cocky arrogant assholes. However, others also argue that Extemp is also a great event for any Speech & Debate team.

Official description from Massachusetts Forensic League (MFL) website:

The students will draw three topics of current interest from the material prepared by the tournament director. Usually topics are based on articles taken from recent issues of publications from major media outlets. The student must pick one of the three topics to prepare for a presentation. The students will have a 30 minute preparation period during which personal information files of books, magazines, and/or newspapers may be used to put together the presentation. After the preparation period, the student should deliver a speech to be evaluated for content and delivery. A single note-card with no more than 50 written words is permitted. If a note-card is to be used, the judge must review it prior to the presentation. Any note-card violation should be brought to the attention of the prep room coordinator prior to the speech; or, the student may choose to proceed without the use of the note-card. The topic slip must be presented to the judge in the round. No visual aids are allowed. Students in Extemporaneous Speaking are responsible for the accuracy of citations of evidence. Students must cite facts and analysis from source material accurately and in keeping with the author’s intent. Judges may request to see original copies of the sources cited, and bring discrepancies to the attention of the tournament director.

Time: 7 minute maximum (30 second grace); no minimum

As an Extemper, I'll say that it's helped me a lot for a lot of things, including a) College Applications b) Writing five-paragraph essays and c) improving public speaking skills.
Extemper: Ahh! Filing! Prep time! Flowing! Ballots! Rant rant stress stress!

Average onlooker: The fuck, I never want to do Extemp.
by The Extemper. March 28, 2009
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Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.
Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.
by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020
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exempt

Free and clear of all that Sh*t
Not having to participate
"Did you hear about the beef between John and his homies? I'm exempt!
by mogomo May 31, 2018
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Red Dead Exemption

The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.

This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.

Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.

You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:

1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.

2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.

3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.

4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
by Souper Rare January 20, 2022
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