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Social Media Expert

1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.

2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.

2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
by Social Media Student April 27, 2009
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experticity

A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.
Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
by dave_the_thinker December 28, 2017
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expert bajowski

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.
Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen
by campusbuddy983489849839 October 20, 2011
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Anime Expert

Expertise of Anime culture and Japan.
Her name is Hinata , she's an Anime Expert. You should ask her if you confused with the ending of Re:Zero
by CockLord2222 September 27, 2022
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expertease

noun: A girl who knows how to get what she wants, even though she is average looking.
Yolanda ain't as fly as Kristine, but some dude just bought her a Lexus 'cause she's an expertease.
by professor951 April 9, 2011
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Expert Syndrome

An ailment characterized by the need to expound on a given topic beyond actual knowledge. The advanced sufferers are often unaware of the condition, loosing the ability to distinguish opinion from fact. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for Expert Syndrome, much like Catholicism.
Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.
by John Kintz January 16, 2006
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Expert virgin

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008
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