No Excuses

Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...

There's 'no excuses' for not making the most of your life.

by saintjohn February 11, 2013

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

by excuses... July 1, 2009

Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.

"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."

by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012

Bad excuses

Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.

"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"

by James Ficklesticks December 7, 2016

Carlisle Excuses

Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.

Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses

by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021

Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.

"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."

by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022