Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

excremato

Excreta or stool in which ingested food can still be clearly seen - undigested tomato skins for example.

Oh dear - it's an excremato! I'll have to try chewing my food more.

by Epigenie February 5, 2005

excremains

When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit in the toilet and then wipe your ass on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. Then you carry the paper bag with the "excremains" around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment -- or you can throw it away...but i think that'd be just stupid.

Today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.

by Red Baron December 17, 2004

taurus excretus

polite way of saying " bull shit " using pseudo legal jargon

" oh I think that's a load of 'taurus excretus' "

by Joffa November 26, 2005

excretionist

Someone who defecates on others for their own amusement.

Daniel: He just poo'd on me!
Bob: yeah, he's an excretionist.

by scott, phwoar March 21, 2009

excrete

Roughly to the exTreme poop

AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!

by TheExcretiveMan November 7, 2013

excreamatoratarilly

beyond extreme. an almost unimaginable feeling.

the guy whose house burnt down was excreamatoratarilly pissed. he put up too many christmas lights!

by fp4363 January 11, 2011