excremains 

When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit in the toilet and then wipe your ass on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. Then you carry the paper bag with the "excremains" around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment -- or you can throw it away...but i think that'd be just stupid.

Today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.

excremains by Red Baron December 17, 2004

excremished

a 'spattering' or small fittle of excrement, usually on the face, would be known as a blemish, were it not excrement. Sometimes the product of a 'fartle'.

"When we went for that curry I don't think Mitch should've had the Vindaloo, there wasn't a dry face in the toilets after he'd finished, well actually I was making an overstatement, a couple of people had been excremished by the sheer explosive nature of his emissions."

excremished by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

excreamist 

Excreamist - A person that is an extremist that screams excrement. A person that is so outrageous, loud and full of crap no reasonable person could believe them."

The TV host was an excreamist, yelling his lies over his guests hoping to drown out the logic of their statements on air.

excreamist by cavataga March 31, 2021